The things we say...
Being a parent according to my brother.

Brother: Well, the way I see it, by the time they stop being adorable I’ll have to have formed some kind of attachment to it or something.

frauleinninja:

lledra:

sharped0:

gobigorgoextinct:

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

Doing my hair & make-up

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

issageek:

Game of Thrones: Text edition by The Huffington Post
S04E09 The Watchers on The Wall

"No Ygretszzz!"

agot:

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

When your power eclipses mine I will become expendable. This is the Rule of Two: one Master and one apprentice. When you are ready to claim the mantle of Dark Lord as your own, you must do so by eliminating me.

macromvontus:

I honestly can’t stop watching this amazing thing.

thefrogman:

Sir Otis Frogsworth - Majestic Speedster

SEE OTIS RUN IN AN ALL NEW CORG LIFE COMIC!

grimbarke:

sangcoon:

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

But what if